Yubbin

Cheap asian knock-off of smoogles, but more talkative and possibly willing victim of repeated molestations. Drilling has revealed yubbin to be living a secret life as a marshmallow pornstar - famous for taking more than one roasting stick at a time, ifyaknowwhatimean.

Believed to be a downy ghostnick, but more likely the other way around.

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