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aka hamdingers
Most famous EZBoard poster/spammer before the calendar year 2006
Spends the whole summer chillin' at a lake.
Tagline: "This thread is about me"
Once switched nics with poster Vince...
I was going to write something about this, but I think I'll go to the lake instead.
Allow me to explaining…
There is this man, he name 2manchew.
Anyways, 2manchew make the man Jedgar probe angry...
Someone add something to this posters entry.
Splinterboard off the Ellipsiiis Brain Trust. Although not an EZBoard, its connection to EBT and thus to Sucks continues to generate interest among citizens of the Verse
Stalked mercilessly by kf59, but doesn't care.
SOA sez she sucks diseased yaks.
True.
Moderator of the SS Big Brother forum.
Shares a brain with Baby Please.
Boringboringerboringest.
Also known as Aerotard
Sarah used this verb on Survivor and to repeat it is to pay homage to the queen.
Splinterverse posters » ajasteel
Very early days Sucks Survivor forum poster, perhaps as early as S1. Popular for posting screenshots of notable Survivor incidents, either for the purpose of...
Notorious board slut Ajenda burst onto the scene by posting a bunch of pictures of herself in comical (and often demeaning) poses. Looking back, it is merely a blip on the radar when compared to...
Madly in love with Zeep. Follows her everywhere to ask her to let him come back.
Famous for falling into things. Mostly female posters much to their utter revulsion.
Runs a website...
Noted YouTube maker, photoshopper and font creator.
His penis is so legendary, it has its own ghostnic.
The King of Clubs
AKA:
Mister Peepers
BonScott00 (always refers to himself in the third...
A cool splinterboard inspired by the 7 Deadly Sins, where people can go and freely discuss life, sports, entertainment, politics, and more. Also known for helping host various games, including The...
She's the co-admin of Reality Sucks, a librarian by trade, and overall very amicable.
A punny kinda gal.
Occasional wee farts, but as of yet computers lack smell-o-vision so she's safe to...
I'm surprised this page didn't fill up like a day's worth of pee.
Derived from the name of a Survivor castaway (remember Survivor?) known to follow Jerri everywhere and in all things. This verb is applied to the act of one poster frequently posting immediately...
aka StarringAmy
OT and Mafia Goddess renowned the world over for loving gothic metal and hating abortion and God. Don't call her anorexic, she just likes getting weight-loss advice from people with...
Phrase used to describe someone who is ignorant.
Originally used by Planetsucks user Agbranif who flamed another person by saying "Are Amish? Did you drop out of school in the eighth grade to milk...
Clever bastard with a dry sense of humor and an eye for the ridiculous.
Also posts under the username "uberClay"
Rumored to be a used car sales and likes to be called Wally.
BUKKAKE!
Recently...
This refers to the long tradition of inserting the words "anal sex" (or variant thereof) into mainstream media articles pasted into new threads. The practice was originally begun by a board regular...
Synopsis
Homeboard of sorts for board legend Bart Anderson.
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Anderson Lounge
Though she would deny it — a total MILF. Member of the Cacklin Hens brigade. Lurvs her some PT Cruiser action and is has shown achievement both in climbing tall clock towers and using...
A technique of loading the Yuku Search Tags in new posts with words or phrases designed more for effect ( atavistic, jejune, puerile etc ) than actual searching. The more threads with these terms...
SS Admin
Typical teenage Blockbuster employee geek with dreamy curly hair, stylish glasses and a dashingly mature goatee with a tad bit of egocentrism and a good deal of groupies (or suckups,...
Man of the moment when he finally posts, usually a sticky post too.
Made the Movie Easter Egg, which was unusual to say the least, but good.
Needs to get his ass back to RS.
Kucha's bff in real...
Home of an unreal Hobietopian.
Too nice to actually be a real person.
Avatar has different things flying out of Homer Simpson's naked ass depending on the time of year. What more needs to be said?
My baby daddy. Well ok, gives good poke.
Surprised many as being the...
Arthur Murray's Horizontal Mambo Dance Museum was a thread started at Sucks OT by Hung Like a Hamster for, as he said, "This is intended to be serious… somewhat… we'll try to steer away from...
A larger than life poster.
Also known as Roman #2.
Was only just a little bit shorter as a child.
Loves lawyer jokes, baby ducks, and big screen TV's.
One of the Admins at Island of Sardonica Nice person, but carries a grudge FOREVER.
gashley madison gets her nic from a matchmaking site for adulterers.
Significant other thoughtfully hides porn collection.
Uses guacamole as jewelery.
Chef. Shares her love of herbs with her...
One of the longest-living threads at Sweaty's.
A peek inside the mind of the kind of women kf59 attracts: controlling… obsessive… angry… no wonder Jed has a hard-on for him!
An interesting...
Assassin, EZ Style…
(09/04/03 12:04 PM)
The other day, while watching an episode of Felicity, they were playing a game of Assassin at the fictitious UNY college. Everyone got a name in an...
Epic battles with SmelliKimmi.
Often falsely accredited with the Mike bandaged hands spoiler.
Quite possibly the most amazing poster ever.
A very funny Survivor Sucks poster, who regaled the board with her wit and wisdom from S2 until perhaps S5. Her posts appeared to reflect a long life full of fun and vitality. Drama queen.
A harmless downy ghostnic.
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Baby Ducks Are Evil
Ownership
Original EZOP: Arthur Vandelay
Current Owner: Wild Jazie
Original Ownership
Many long time posters frequented the board under Arties loose adminship. These...
Commonly referred to as Beep.
She is witty an fierce.
She has more animals than a zoo.
She has the last working outhouse in her state.
Mr. Beep is not her husband but a long-time boyfriend (don't...
When banning is too much trouble.
Verse Poster
Is gay.
He wished death upon a relative of Tobacco Rhoda, and was globally banned by SDemello.
Sad.
Grim.
Pathetic.
Video by onno
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Beagle Planet
The home of Beagledeneondespacio and his musings on his varied adventures in life. It was quite a close knit group until Baby Please heartlessly convinced Beagle into giving her...
An Admin at Sucks. He deleted his account on EZBoard in May of 2001 in the wake of Darik, PD, vanillaslave and other issues, only to have it assumed by persons unknown who proceeded to delete some...
One-half of the Snake Twins, often confused with Bitwrangler.
Funny sweetheart and awesome chopper.
Smells really awesome.
Sucks OT poster.
Used to post as Ithinkyoureweird.
RL hubby to RedundantlyRedundant.
Generally agreeable.
Considered incredibly good-looking by posters who see his pic.
Probably wears...
Started by JasonSiskaLulz. Apparently not the "best thread ever" after all, since it appears to have been deleted[1] from Sucks.
References
1. http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/30033
This is a situation where two or more posters have become "regulars" on more than one board in the EZBoard community….It is most evident when obscure or funny references are posted amongst...
Term referring to married posters bluenoyellow and yellownorange, since both their poster names are comprised of, yes, two colors.
BlueNoYellow finally wised up in 2005 and married his fellow bicolor poster yellownorange. The Splinterverse rejoiced.
Splinterverse posters in attendance: humperdinck, kowaininji, jedgarprober,...
The list-making ghostnic of SFW, he's not afraid to list his opinions in reverse order.
Creator of Top 500 RS Posters
Often confused with bendnkrack
Has her own stinkin' pile of bit
Now known as mi1k. Longtime WHE, SS and RS poster
Blockhose, blockheadjr, hosemedown, hoseyerdaddy, hose, blocky, blockhead. Agent provacature is what he is. Just when everything is going along quiet and easy (read boring) hose will post one of...
The male half of the bicolor posters Blue Noyellow and yellownorange. Co-owner of a pair of ratdogs. Past poster at Heaven. Currently posts at Reality Sucks and Survivor Sucks.
Metrosexual.
IF by...
bub, is that you?
When a poster wishes to make it publically known that they are leaving the board(s) they will often start a post about their ensuing departure and reasons for it. Often this "final" post is a sham...
Board Name Goes Here
Posting in every thread on the main page on a board without interruption, resulting in a single poster's name appearing in every "last comment by" box.
Considered a provocation by many people who...
A vague term used to describe conflict between two or more communities. Tactics typically include harassment, flaming, drilling, etc.
A vague term used to describe conflict between two or more communities. Tactics typically include harassment, flaming, drilling, etc.
See Ween Invasion
Excellent Splinterverse resource and guru for computer hardware/software issues.
The best poor man's techie on the net.
Unhealthily obsessed with cats.
Meets former survivor folk at spin...
And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and BobEvansSausage will get...
A Sucks tradition starting with S2 - Each contestant's image in the site's header would be replaced with a satiric icon.
Off and on poster, observed to post at both the EZ and Yuku eras boards. Avitar of choice is a lumbering polar bear. Thinks that tater tots are the perfect food. A teacher by trade, working in the...
Splinterverse posters » bradyboy
Infamous Sucks spammer/assclown who feigned crushes on several male Survivor contestants. His biggest heartthrob (most likely other things were throbbing as well)...
AKA BroMo
Depending on the situation, can give you a smothering hug or a firm smack to the posterior.
Back when GBIAD was funny, he started a thread at RS in which he judged whether or not posters actually had a Brush with Fame. Meeting someone famous didn't count, but a face in the crowd on an...
One of Yes Man's many ghostnics.
Buggles73 gave up his citizenship and moved to be with his butt-buddy Merkyl, only to be dropped for a younger model, Hamdingers.
Has several black friends. [needs references]
Eats tacos with a...
aka BuBaBu
Iconic thread from the Sucks forum of Survivor Sucks. Started by one time poster (suspected to be a ghostnic) janedoe101.
tonight's survivor was the best. that's what michael gets for...
One of the Ween invaders at RS. buttsled stuck around after the dust settled, and usually pops up in American Idol HUSS games.
Survivor and Big Brother fan. Librarian by trade.
Likes breast feeding. {cause it was free}
Kaintucky hillbilly who couldn't cook dinner to save her life, with some craptastic housekeeping thrown in for kicks. Unable to train her five children to...
A term first coined by kf59 of Sweatys, Sucks, PD, PPZ and many more well respected contributions to the SplinterVerse. By me. Right now. Being of sound mind and somewhat doughy body, I hereby...
Name given to a group of posters who gather together to "poo-poo" or guffaw at another poster or board. The Cacklin Hen sub-nic was created and first used and distributed by Hobie Lapatka at...
Old poster in new clothes.
Wiki name registered under someone other than TheRealCadyH, who is CadyH in the Splinterverse.
Or ARE they…?
A snowfrigginwhite ghostnic.
A term, perhaps originated at the Sucks site by a poster presently unknown, that describes the general geographic location of a poster residing above the northern limits of the continental United...
Initially conceived as a ghostnick who would only appear in threads to vomit at key moments (using a puking smiley), the Captain gained fame for his Survivor recaps done entirely with...
PBR-laced home of Jimmy The Hand and Moe Beers.
Internet radio show hosted by Splinterverse denizens Jimmy The Hand and Moe Beers. Was broadcast via Live365.com from 8-11pm EST on Friday nights. It featured an ecletic mix of humor and profane...
catspasms is an annoying kiddiot who posts actively at Survivor Sucks. He has been posting there since February 2002 (when he was 13 years old) and has yet to find anything better to do with his...
CBT: Purported to mean "Conspiracy Bust Thread". Created Spring 2001 by Jitensha on the Survivor Spoilers Forum. Goal was to have a common thread to debunk all the crazy-ass fake spoilers that were...
Posters met and married in April 2004.
Wedding thread at RS
Back when EZ was primordial and browser security nonexistent, kf59 discovered some scripts for innocent purposes ( Change poster's avatars, names, backgrounds - See Santacus), not so innocent...
Some one who jumps into a thread with nothing on topic to add, just to get the 100th posting on that thread. Most frequently, Alkabong.
From laptakan-phase-book-volume-1
cg corresponds to the initials of his name, and 41386 corresponds to his date of birth.
He lives in New Jersey, and is disabled, due to a condition called spina bifida, which he has had since...
Discovered in August 2008, a Yuku glitch provides a hidden forum when chat is activated on any discussion board.
These Chat Gutters are unknown to most administrators and moderators.
The novelty of...
The act of being the first to post in a chat gutter.
Southern sweetness personified. Sometimes plagued by dishonest relatives. A soccer mom, meant in the best way possible. RS Poster.
Like a bad case of gas after a chilidog eating contest, the uberChews would on occasion "invade" nicey-nice boards to stir up shit.
Examples:
uberJuked Appreciation Thread - Going for 8,000
get...
2manchew peed in the rice…
Basically a cat fight between TC and her minions and Trho and her minions. Part of an elaborate play in the hopes of drawing attention. Eventually the Chews...
Horseface and proud of it.
Impersonated an Australian before revealing she was the other kind of funny english talker.
Part of that annoying "bakette" douchbaggery, along with...
Link
Chica's Boogie Nights
Smokin' hot poster who occasionally does a "drive-by" post or two. Has been around lately for Big Brother and school supply talk. English teacher by day/sometime vocalist by night.
Knew Hobie from...
fia.
The poster known as Bangabong was posting at the True Christians Unite (TCU) board under several ghostnics and was followed back by some of the TCU ringleaders to Reality Sucks.
A detailed account...
The most glorious place on earth.
An original Survivor Sucks poster.
Crushes on many gay Survivor contestants.
Gives gay guys a good name on Survivor Sucks - a rarity indeed.
Originally used by griftd in his personal account "The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler Boards". Now a generic term for anyone publishing an account of events of the Splinterverse.
An original Sucktard who joined the exodus to Reality Sucks during the great bannings of '01. One of the original board sexpots, and a real-world friend to the poster OreIda. In fact, OreIda took...
Introduction and Early Years (2003-2004)
ColbyRulesAll (common abbrv: CRA) is a straight, married 42-year-old male living in the northern suburbs of Chicago, Illinois. He first came to Survivor...
Colleen and Lis' Moral Obligation to do Girl-Girl
Colleen and Lis' Moral Obligation to Do Girl-Girl
I'm creating this page. I dunno why… it just gives me the option when I submit a comment. So here it is. Enjoy.
Thursdayfix for cool.
The Cool Kids were the posters invited by Slimey to the Slaphappy Pinata (see frievils). The rest of us had to find our own way. Since she wasnt invited, this was an indirect reason why Ziji caused...
Real life husband of scary1sherry.
You've probably just been reported to EZLegal for reading this.
By CRD.
Just now.
Witty, inventive poster. An original Sucktard and PD'er.
Arch-nemisis: Tobacco Rhoda
Mentor: MrDrill
Owner/operator of the EZBoard Hell Hole2
Originally started at Sucks, then moved to RS during the mass bannings. Also posts at WHE. Known for his colorful rants.
Other known nics
Crotchl
CrotchCannibal
Never in the history of ezboard and...
Wonderful guy. RS semi-regular. Drive-by poster.
Served his country for you, remember that…..he has a bit of the brain fog left over, be kind.
Self explanatory
This term was coined by Tom Buchanan ("Big Tom") in Survivor: Africa in reference to fellow contestant Diane Ogden, who was voted out in the season's first episode.
The loudest and most opinionated poster in the Big Brother forum. Constantly at odds with the mods and administration.
Permabanned from Sucks.
Cum Stained Notebook (CSN), viz., a personal listing of other poster's private information. Phrase originally coined by vanillaslave.
Elsewhere in this thingy, TC is credited with coining CSN. I...
Funny, witty. Fell of the radar screen after S3 or so.
Still around under another nick
Gay board. Experimental lifestyles. Alternative lifestyles. D/s, BDSM, etc.
aka Cygnus-Of-The-Study, Cygnus6, AConcernedCitizen, Bacchus6, a host of "truthseekerXXXX" and many other ghostnics. (Note that not all truthseekers were Cygnus!)
Original owner/operator of...
AKA Deke. Regular contributor to Sucks' haiku poetry threads.
Original PD'er and RL partner of sweetpopalert.
General good sense of humor, except in situations of stress.
Favorite target of the...
One of the original Fucktards who helped to inspire an exodus from the Sucks board to happier places such as PD, Darik was known for his ability to incite mob violence against himself. His...
Original nic of the current IncrediblyDarkPenguin.
Characternic of Verminous Countenance. Likes Martha Stewart, Barry Manilow and Carrot-top.
Mainly posts at RS
Yes, he is evil.
Eight year ezboard veteran, original Off Topic poster.
Twinsis to IGS, 99% angel and 1% devil…or is that the other way around?
NEVER confuse her nic for Darling Al.
Adores her son who she has...
Ban me if you will
I am not coming back
I don't need this
I've never met such a rude group of perople before
That pounces on someone new
Fan of making lists of posters.
Created the Splinterverse Tour, where a series of links on many different boards would take you around the splinterverse with branches to different boards at each...
Admin of the Mafia board.
Dead Posters Zone was born from the fallout of the great Poignant Discussion board implosion. Created by the posters DingoesAteMyBaby and SitcomLady666. Later spawned the Phoenix Poster Zone.
Valedictorian sent an email to a poster, pretending to be someone else, claiming that Val had died in a car accident. With a little bit of detective work this was revealed to be a fraud. Hilarity...
A snewser Ghostnic.
Sucktard. Rescuer of strange and beautiful beasts, not the least of which was L'il Tito - a silkie(?) chicken who had been chicknapped by local hoodlums.
Chronicled the life of Shovel Girl,...
Amicable poster with superior photoshopping skills.
An original Sucktard and PD'er. Very edgy, funny poster. Not afraid of flamewars. Known to be a bit nutzo at times, but otherwise entertaining.
One of the first to use an shock image, her trademark...
Sucks OT poster who is one hot tater! Loves pork rinds and international travel and is adored by many of the laaaadies.
Draws
Guessed TimmyShimmy
Takes LONG breaks
Solver of famous Blind Item...
What blockhose will often end his posts with. Usually a sure sign that he's attempting to stir things up.
Discuss?
Discuss what?
A very funny, self-depricating poster of the Sucks S2 to S5 era.
A RL friend of Sitcomlady666, she posted primarily at Post-PD boards DPZ and PPZ.
Will always be remembered for the term "...
Amusing chopper.
Photochopper who made some inspired animated Mortal Combat gifs of Survivor Contestants. SS and Baby Ducks are Evil poster
When a gang of posters who might not normally post at a board, all show up at the same time to attack another target poster.
Can also be used to refer to Photoshop Dogpile, which is a game in which...
The bastard who started all this nonsense.
Owner of the original Survivor Sucks website and the Survivor Sucks EZBoard. Rumored to be the "Faceless One" in griftd's The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler...
Maintained by the one and only Vince DelGato, man of many pants.
Named after old Sucktard and original fucktard Darik Porescha. Refers to the time when, in an attempt to reply to a post, he instead started not one but two brand new threads. His post, which he...
Also known as Whoa, Nully; Null and Nuller and No No…….with the advent of "viewing" statistics Lapatkians have the ability to see how many people are snooping on a thread without actually...
In a desparate attempt to avoid seeing a zero beside their thread on Page 2, the poster of a potential Null Set responds to their own post. This strategy is also employed by those posters that...
Also known as Downstare. Sometimes written downy, downsyndrome or downstare. She prefers the small d. One of the original characternics— around EZBoard since 2001.
A poster to whom all imaginable...
Chiropractor and verse poster. He was post restricted at RS around the same time as the FreeKF59 incident for "mocking downy too much." Later, he was banned for editing posts by the cowardly RS...
Ran by Scary1sherry and brown1dgirl. Now deleted and gone.
The act of investigating a user to determine real life information. The most common method is using reverse ip tracking.
Either a hit and run poster that shit stirs and runs or an infrequent poster that just drops in to post a rare thread then leaves again. Often many semi-retired old-timers practice this technique....
He is envious of people who live in vans down by the river.
A useless poster who takes up too much space.
Loves his cat.
Plays too much bumper pool.
Needy attention whore who can be counted on to...
Character nic of elryano2.
A SPA ghostnic.
Link
Dumpster Diving
Intelligent, opinionated, pithy, and fair-minded. Another example of "good" soccer mom.
Also known as eshoe.
Enjoys herb, wish she'd send me some.
Original sucks name was janettheplanet.
ezop of...
aka EBT.
A members-only message board which gained notoriety during the second season of Survivor by correctly predicting every post-merge bootee. Controversially used an inside source to gain this...
Comic book lad from Tennessee who comically has difficulty loading boards due to use of WebTV and cheap computers. Master of the Characternic, his repertoire includes John Coffy and Dubya. Famously...
Iconic shorthand used on messageboards. Has evolved beyond the simple use of 'smilies' to express emotion or add cues to the author's intent. Many boards maintain a large collection of stock and...
Another ghostnic of Verminous Countenance. He uses this one to post at off splinter boards and gaming boards so he doesn't get tracked back to his home boards. Also occasionally uses it to post his...
Evil Pecker Mark Burnett/Evil Prick Mark Burnett (executive producer of Survivor).
Sucks OT poster.
Also known as Caulieve. Perky to the point of nausea. Hates Ernest Hemingway. Loves bunnies intensely. Poster child for Ritalin.
>D
Ignore all that nonsense above, eury is quite...
I pwn Example Item 2 Page!!!
Progenitor of Yuku. The BBS that started it all.
Sweaty's board was started to test the infamous 'EZ Glitch' of 2001 - A technique where an Admin at a board could ban and unban a usernic at their board, even if that poster had never even visited...
On May 31, 2005, the software on ezboard was a victim of a precise and malicious Internet attack, causing many boards to lose information, become inaccessible, or be completely wiped out. ezboard...
Starved to death because of the ezHack.
Legal department of EZBoard. Notifying EZLegal is often used as a threat against a poster that steps over the limits of the TOS.
EZ Operator : the uber-admin / owner of an EZ messageboard.
Short for FAvorite MOment, as in 'What was your FaMo of Froggy Baby?'
Colorful
Challenge during season two to guess Survivor spoilers.
Who can say, since it came from the mind of Eurytol?
Probably the reason Scrabulous is down.
Fifth Third World Bank:
Thread created 7/28/08 by The Virgin Murray.
Potentially the longest and most divisive thread in Sucks history.
Probably not, but the potential is there.
final3 = milkshaky = phusion(s)
The act of belittling a poster, deservedly or not, for an opinion, a spelling mistake (also called a flome), his board affiliation, what television they watch or the time of day they post. Really,...
During Survivor: The Australian Outback, a thread was begun to discuss the appearance of a piece of wood set ablaze by a forest fire. The poster gLennLovecoLLeen wondered if the piece of wood was...
Character nic that originated at Sweatys to combat the "evils" of the uberchews. Purported to be liberating the people of "New Sweatistan".
FLF is short for "Fucktard Liberation Front".
Focusing...
A light-hearted flame, often meant in jest. Spelling flames are often concidered flomes due to thier nonincendiary nature.
Example: "It's you're not your you idoit!"
Ghostnic of Slugberta created to spoof gregbuisisadick at Heaven.
Object of much speculation: FoGBIAD theories
Used the nics Tengu Warrior, Shirley Q Liquor and ChicaguapasToadie before his current incarnation. Those names were banned for various infractions.
Member of the Admin staff at Isle Of Sardonica.
Full name: Francesca Georgette Morris
Lovable goofball who drives the fraus crazy with PMs and her complete lack of caring what they think. Has an inexhaustible supply of posters willing to...
Derogatory nickname used for a poster deemed to be a middle-aged (or older) housewife who mostly gossips, trades recipes, lives with cats, and attacks female posters they feel are acting like...
Much Ado About Nothing.
But the banners were real pretty.
In early 2008 kf59 got banned at Reality Sucks for walking on Hobies lawn or something equally hienous. This resulted in dozens of poster...
To denote any posting that is "old news".
Friendly Evil.
Term used by Slaphappy Pinata posters to make their horrendous transgressions of EZboard TOS seem less severe.
var: Term used by Slaphappy Pinata posters to make their pointless...
1. A ghost nic or other shit disturbing entity that encroaches upon our playground with no other purpose than to seek and destroy.1
2. A dumbass poster. A clueless fuckwit. A moron.2
3. One who...
Founded by dcass in '01, this bizarre experiment in rotating Admins, shameless self-promotion, and awkward sexual tension quickly became one of the sideshow oddities of the Splinterverse. It was...
Gay!
Looks like we'll need a bigger napkin!
Link
Garbo And Gator Games
Original spoiler and a founder of VO. Former SS stealth moderator.
See ghostnics.
A ghostnic is an account created separately from a primary nic. Motivations for creating a ghostnic may be anonymous attacks, satire, or humor. Although ghostnic is an encompassing term for all...
Link
Ghost of OT aka IoS
Imploding and becoming a WoW board.
Reality sucks poster. Former regular (#37 according to BillboardCharts) but now too busy trying to become the next Alkabong/L00ta. If she's posting, she is procrastinating on homework.
Phish Food...
Original target of the Flaming Woody.
Not just banned, but BANNED. When a user is banned across the whole of EZBoard / Yuku usually for gross violation of the TOS.
TC, Thursdayfix, jerridoesdallas, riceme and Anne Boleyn comprised the core of this fashion forward crew from the Goobers board.
Nick is a play on Goobers and UberChews, and was created to...
Goobers was Frau before the Frau board was Frau. TC, Thursdayfix (EZOP), jerridoesdallas, riceme, Anne Boleyn and others (including several hundred ghosts of the above) made this their home for...
Genuinely sweet and loving person. She gets a lot of bullshit from certain groups because she's friends with people from different cliques.
A very kinky girl that you can take home to mama.
She'll...
VO Admin
Old Sucks poster. Proposed to Vanillaslave at Sucks.
As described in Codex of the spoiler boards, Part III, this was a plethora of bannings - first attributed to Sucks Admin vanillaslave, but later claimed by DogStalker himself - that led to the...
With a clever wit, liquid refreshment in hand, a trim waistline and a huge package this poster really rocks the house. The green stands for money, of which he spends most of it on fast living. The...
AKA GBIAD
So called silverback, board defender, alpha male, peesitter. Used to be pretty funny, now just a broken record of hyperbole and infantile retort.
Has the gayest bathrobe in all of...
Longtime Suckster. Known for coming up with the concept for the Whatevia thread, among other things.
Redirect to Jimmy The Hand
One of the original banned. I think.
Voted Off Admin
A prolific poster during the S4 to S8 era, and an EZop of her own boards called The Hideaway and Tuscany Sunsets.
Post whore, but who sez that's a bad thing. Something of a busybody.
Started in '01
By poster kuchabiter
Over at PD
In this subpar 'ku
I will provide the link to
The Haiku Chain Game
Unfortunately
Like RatBastardVille in '01
PD is shut down
Clarification:
It's not...
A ghostnic.
Is the catcher in steamy homoerotic relationship with merkyl
Extremely proficient at the Nigerian Bicycle, a deviant sex act involving lemurs.
The light of Omni's like.
A political discussion splinterboard that once thrived with debate between the Splinterverse's greatest conservative whackjobs and a couple of liberal crazies who always whined about how they felt...
Joke board set up by Slugberta under the giuse of fogbiad. Here she sang the praises of gbiad, a poster she despised. He, of course, lapped it up. Eventually fell apart when it was revealed that...
A freewheeling message board, now defunct, owned/operated by the poster then known as hosemedown. The board enjoyed some fame as a vehicle for hot seat inquisitions/rag sessions. Also known as an...
A semi-spoof site of EZBoard's Hell Hole, that was owned and operated by MrDrill and moded by mellydramatic.
A pretty comprehenisve list of Survivor spoilers and hoaxes compiled by thefunnystone: The History of Survivor Spoilers
See also Seraphaem.
Get Tha Fuck Off Mah Lawn Ya Little Bastards
Currently owes 3037 toasters to posters of his board, but they are on back-order.
Has the biggest pockets in the verse.
Big fish eater, nosey about...
Likes to pet teh kitties.
Personally keeps the Kleenex Company in the black.
The "Hobietopian Unspoiled Survivor Spectacular" (aka "HUSS" or "H.U.S.S.") was a Survivor pool started by SnowFrigginWhite at RS for Survivor: Thailand (S5). [1]
It carried on for a number of...
Holiocorn joined the Sucks lists during the time of Survivor Outback. He was quite adept at making entertaining Photoshop images ('chops) of Outback participants for the amusement of the rabble. A...
Sure likes blowjobs.
Father to Airborne Hoodoo, who served all of us in the gulf.
Is not really black. Scandalous!
Hurricane Magnet. Every time he moves, the new neighborhood drops in value and...
eshoe's place, now sadly defunct.
Kind of an obsessive Big Brother poster who doesn't know when to shutup. See douchebag and fucktard for more information.
Is virtually incapable of posting in OT without mentioning TC or Loki.
R.I.P. H.O.I.
Link
House of Insanity
If you are allowed to edit pages in this Site, simply click on edit button at the bottom of the page. This will open an editor.
To create a link to a new page, use syntax: [[[new page name]]] or...
Crown prince of Florin. Has been slumming in the Splinterverse for far too long. Frequently tea-baggeds Verm in retaliation for nefarious edits.
Get a Mac is his battle cry.
Gopher...
Honky, white-assed mother-fucker.
Suspected Canookian.
Excellent chef, ladies man & all around delicious.
Famous for his "Cooking with HWAMF" thread which may or may not be in Monster...
One of the many intellectually-based methods that JEDGARPROBER uses to prove his moral and/or intellectual superiority to anyone who dares to question him. Gosh we're all impressed.
Clever poster and computer savvy. Author of the magnificent 'Someone is Stupid' thread.
Thread originally created by Lylenorg at RS to ask poster IncrediblyDarkPenguin (IDP)to change his sig banner from one that was mimicking Lylenorg.
Eventually, IDP free-handed his own horrendous...
Long time lurker. Jumped on the life raft during the EZ/Yuku switch.
K8<3
Sucks Donkeys.
Leaves a huge carbon footprint, but he'll tell you that it's not his foot, bay-bee.
The origin of this so-called carbon footprint is still in dispute. Other scholars have...
She posted for a very short time, but made a huge impact.
Not a fan of Comcast
Creator of Flame DCass for no reason
She says her blood runs Carolina Blue, but it didn't help her when she appeared on Jeopardy! in 2002.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe….
Smells like rotten tuna
He misses Colleen Haskell.
When a N00btard starts a thread that is either a duplicate or filled up with inappropriate content, posters flock to make their mark before the inevitable lock.ban.delete.
Sometimes abbreviated to...
2manchew/Jed Smackdown
Assassins
Banning of King Of Masks
BiColor Wedding
CBT & CBV
CD Tray Script
CDR / Scary1Sherry Wedding
Chew Invasion
Chewnobyl
Church Ladies arrive at Reality...
Won't show me her tits. :(
(Poster above obviously lacks the webcam password.)
Cleveland Steamers cheerleader.
Known for passive-agressive humor and dating posters. Also pisses off sensitive old...
A poster who has a serious identity crisis. The nic started out as an evil triumverate with two other posters, but is now the sole property of the Poster Formerly Known As DarkGwalchmei (DG). Also...
Marginally funny poster of the Sucks S2 to S5 era. Main claim to fame was an endless assortment of animated avitars, all connected in some way with #2.
EZBoard site, now retired, owned/operated by darlin'gal.
A haven for some late night souls who played Zobmondo's Would You Rather...? game, met to play online Inklink, traded recipes, work war...
Kat is a sweet, sassy, funny, and an excellent moral baritone of the boards.
Didn't really do that thing people sometimes say she did.
Did she?
No. But she did "have it done" for her.
Admin at the...
Original Thread here
Thread started by CherryKisses, regarding her surprise at finding out her best friend was gay after snooping in the cache of the computer he'd been using.
After this...
Poster at We Hate Everyone, RS and Sucks. Ran her own board for a while, now has her own forum at WHE's, Jackie0h's Stardust Lounge.
Never heard of him.
Creepy Canuck.
Likes to give away his nics in order to confuse.
The smartest person in the 'verse, he has yet to lose a game he has played. Triumphs include "The Treasure of Ali Baba," "The Pretty Good Race," "Journey to Juego Junction," and "The Hunt for the...
Wrote a series of articles about Survivor and spoiling for an outside Internet site; one is the shortest existing thread on Monster Island.
Wrote the book on Survivor after writing a grad thesis on...
Freaky ghostnic who tends to obsess over Jimmy The Hand.
You say board whore like it's a bad thing…
A welcomed poster on many boards, and a master of all search engines. You wanna a link/image to outline yer point? Ask Jane's assistance, it's her...
Started Burn Baby Burn, a legendary thread at Sucks.
Original SS nic of elephant shoe.
Immortalized for syntax skilz in the Monster Island thread: "THIS IS THE END. BYE!!!"
Kiddiot Flavor of the Month and Southeast London It Boy who took the world by storm in March 2008 and hasn't quit since
Unjustly banned for creating the Best Thread Ever along with the other...
EZOp of Tramps, Vamps, and Scamps. Creator of the Scampy awards.
Flirty and upbeat, a Scrabulous hustler.
nefarious Canadian.
Keeper of the Splinterverse Cookbook.
38 pages of posts and no marriage proposal? No wonder they are still single!
Coffee Tea or MadWoman
Rainmaker
World traveler
Owns stock in kobe beef.
Currently missing his avatar, Can someone please send it back to him.
Loves to bet steak dinners, the catch being the cost of flying out to...
Jedi Board
Originally co-run by pleasepassthepork and tadpolelives as Jerks Everywhere Damn It.
Splinter from Reality Sucks.
Mostly quiet at this time and owned and operated by pptp.
Original Sucktard and PD'er. Left the boards in the first years. Great sense of humor and self-deprication.
Once posted a picture of herself naked from the rear. Not sure why… but the term "meat...
Diddy from Brooklyn.
MIA.
Reincarnic of Survivor Sucks admin griftd
Writes a good blog on Georgia for Georgia folks. {an insider kinda thang}
Blue skittles man of Reality Sucks.
Has no real children but drops some off at...
An original PD'er, once thought to be sweet and innocent. Now posting intermittently at Sucks OT, and known to be articulate and horny. Sort of a Sci-Fi geek's wet dream - enjoys comic-cons and...
"Like the drink, only spelled diffrent."
Who can join?
Anyone.
Join!
Please apply here:
Fond of Monet.
Ghostnic of Slugberta created as an admin at Heaven, the board sluggy started as fogbiad to praise gbiad in jest.
Early poster at Sucks and RS. Infuriated GBIAD with Joxy's Tavern
A Photochop challenge thread started in OT starring 'Jumpers' the cat:
Sweet little minx at Reality Sucks and Baby Ducks are Evil.
Incredible legs. Likes rum-based drinks.
Suffers from the same fate of all Sucks Admins past and present: An extremely large penis.
This guy is funny. I mean really really funny. You always smile when you see he is posting because you...
Troublemaker. Shit-stirrer. Old Man. Father of Bastards.
Admin at survivor-sucks and sweatys. Ex-member of poignant-discussion.
Known for pwning your interwebs and making CD trays spontaneously...
While often used as a catch-all term for posters under the age of 30, kiddiot has become most closely associated with the (good) posters who frequent the Mafia board.
Kiddiots (excepting Khnum and...
Kimbob of the mercurial sigline.
Verse Poster
Is everywhere and knows everyone. Will abort her own surgery to attend a poster meet.
Keynesian economics seeks to provide solutions to what some consider failures of laissez-faire economic liberalism, which advocates that markets and the private sector operate best without state...
Early bonding experience for many "middlebe" type posters who joined during the Survivor 4-5 era.
It all began when some incarnation of Bart Anderson started a thread in Sucks called "Winner: The...
Occasional RS and Sucks poster.
Astoundingly lucky RL girlfriend of humperdinck.
Yet another mercurial poster, with most likely dozens of ghostnics on the shelf.
Funny, when he wants to be. Annoying, when he wants to be. There is no pigeonholing this poster in any one...
Frisbee Playing early poster. Involved in the great Assassins controversy claiming that Crayzhorse used Admin powers to delete a UNHG post at RS to open him up for the kill when it was down to the...
Librarian, liked to post her ass at Reality Sucks.
Mastermind/editor/chief reporter of the electronic publication Splinterverse Gazette.
RS poster that didn't make the jump to Yuku because she was on a webTV.
Missed and loved by many posters.
Redirect to TarasMommy.
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Lapatkian…. pronounced: la-pat-key-an…..the language spoken by Lapatkans
Lapatkans….pronounced: la-pat-cans….the dwellers of...
This section was contributed by GregBuisIsADick
The Sigeist - A poster who employs the use of a "sigbanner" or "sigcatchphrase". Those using sigbanners are also sometimes affectionately referred to...
This section was contributed by multiple posters. They are given credit at the end of their post.
A NEPOTISTICASSKISSER:
Someone who constantly praises or gushes over a friend's post EVERY single...
In a Sucks thread asking what was the grossest thing ever seen online, it was decided Larvae Boob ( Actually a Photochop of a seed pod and breast ) was among the most horrid images known to...
Along with Tubgirl and my-gay-orgy.com, this was a favorite stealth redirect to a scene of tender old man love. Hey, they're real people with feelings and stuff too!
random
currently intoxicated
Still has to pee.
The Cable Man broke her heart.
Agreeance
Amboring
Anal Sex
AntiTagonism
Bane
Bi-boardal
bicolors
Boardicide
Boardwars
Board Slam
Boot Icon
Cacklin' Hens
Cackling Hen
Canookian
Centurion
Chat Gutter
Chat Tagging
Chew
Cook
Cool...
aka Fleur Delacour Veela
Sucks OT poster (as well as the Whatevah board), Loki is an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, encased in ferret hair and monkey crap.
A RL Zoo Keeper and concert arena usher, Loki enjoys wearing pink...
While not exclusively a Splinterverse phenomenon, the image of a black man apparently looting imported beer following the New Orleans Katrina floods provided a lot of fun Photochop exercises and...
Too lazy to do entry. Okay fine.
Loves reading instruction sheets that come with appliances and such.
Big fan of Made in china stuff stuff made by impoverished workers living under authoritarian...
Ghostnic, blah blah blah, IncrediblyDarkPenguin blah blah blah.
For quite some time, Louie77 was the very definition of a one note poster. While he never contributed anything of relevance to the board, he was considered noteworthy because his favorite...
Shared nick, created by the Chews for covert intelligence gathering and mayhem preparedness. Also cybered with several posters when 2manchew had control.
Lurv Cruise: The original dead board that just wouldn't die.
eury created the board under a grand delusion that everyone was going to get along and we'd all post thought-provoking shit and be best...
Lurv Cruise: The original dead board that just wouldn't die.
eury created the board under a grand delusion that everyone was going to get along and we'd all post thought-provoking shit and be best...
Real life wife of Art Vandalay
Totally not gay and will prove his not gayness at length in very detailed posts. No really, he's totally not gay.
Strip club evangelist.
Does not know what viable means. Or what an acorn is.
Master...
Chess master.
Sucks admin. Ususally referred to as MBR.
From PPZ's SplinterverseGazette obituary of November, '03:
MadMadMadPandysWorld Pandys World, a 2 year old ezboard, passed away Saturday, Nov. 14, 2003. It was born to Queen Pandy and 2manchew in...
another ghostnic of IncrediblyDarkPenguin.
Bleeding heart liberal. Tree hugger/headcase.
Enemy of Cygnus.
Known Ghostnics
English Teacher
Redirect to MadWoman.
The Mafia board was originally started by X Bilkis to play the humble game of Mafia at a board that did not have the vile wench StarStarRedux present. DCReads56, another key cog in revolting...
LOVES Suzanne Whang
:: scratches on the turntable ::
Wiki-wiki-wikwikwikwikwik-wiki-yo-wiki-yo
Hip-hop artist extraordinaire. Also known for photochops, drive by one-liners, lady-killing, and massive wang.
Trademark...
Manda "Amanda" HONGRY is Louie77's truest and longest lasting e-love of all time. Also the fattest. And the youngest, 17 at the time of their engagement.
After a long engagement that featured Louie...
TheActOfPostingAPictureOrContinuousStreamOfLettersWhichPreventsAutoWrapToFunctionCorrectlyInYourBrowserForcingYouToScrollToTheRightToSeeTheEntirePostSinceItDoesn'tFitLikeANormalPostWould.
His name is not marty and he is not a moose.
Quick-witted and has a level of sarcasm that is pretty much unmatched.
A tedious shitstain who failed in his quest to bed half the women in the...
One of 2manchew's inventions - Long, drawn out picture plays. With lots and lots of pictures and minimal 'dialog'.
Take a wild guess what this ghostnick is famous for.
A character nic who always asked to borrow used socks for some reason…
Not someone with whom you want to shake hands.
MBA : Membership By Approval. A private board where posters have to request access before they can view / post. It's considered a faux pas to post information taken from a MBA into the general...
An intelligent, flirty, but highly mercurial poster. Once hosted an internet radio interview show, dubbed "Vanity Lair", which focused on well known EZBoard posters and was well received by the...
A cogent and (subtle but) funny poster, who inhabited the 'Verse from S2 until about S5 or so.
Drove a restored '69 Firebird convertable. Claimed to have larger than average boobs. Also claimed to...
aka noodle boy
Nice guy, friendly, upbeat, got the reputation during spoofs of being a whiner, because he whined all the time.
threadkiller at RS
Namecallin' offends him; most notably "cocksucker"...
Thread started by Slugberta that introduced Merkins.
Not a liberal dumbshit.
Definitely a conservative dumbshit.
Loves phone sex Fridays.
Founded by 2manchew, the Mexican Jail is a sad lonely place where mean people used to congregate to plot world domination and trade recipes.
2manchew is locked in a cell there. Probably in a padded...
Probably the nicest poster who ever posted.
Loved by all.
Everyone hates when Mia is mia.
She's loads of "fun"
Self-proclaimed Italian-Canadian poster with a fetish for a*teri*ks
is for S
Created a thread to ask for the password to the admin forum at Survivor Sucks(aka Rathaus). The thread was mostly lost...
Allegedly created by Jakob Speed, then given to Downy, then a shared account.
BANG P*nt ass
*=U
Once posted a great deal.
Now only once in awhile and only at the mostly defunct jedi board.
Animal lover, the four footed kind not posters who act like animals.
Did you know he helped during Katrina to save animals ?
I'm sure he's a big PETA person.
sported the most annoying sigline in...
Old Sucktard and PD'er. Only hung around about a year before leaving the boards. Young, impressionable. Was the subject of much debate when she applied for membership at the PD board - Some of the...
Often hilarious poster that would pop up to make pithy remarks at Reality Sucks.
Loves his head scratched, but will piss on the rug.
Reincarnic of Survivor Sucks admin Owen93 AKA Miss Prissypants, The Dutchass of Applesauce
Known for his kindness and patience with newbies. OK, not really.
Openly gay, old and fat and prefers 5'5"...
Sometimes pronounced "mitzislime". Friend of Sitcomlady666.
Inconsequential hanger-on. If she had stayed until the Frau board was developed, she would have been a founding member. As it is, she's...
Psycho stalker par excellence.
Far better shit stirrer than kf59.
Today's her birthday!
A splinter of the WHE board. Home of Spaderboy.
Forum at Survivor Sucks
Originally created as a home for all large threads, eventually smaller quality threads were also admitted creating a kind of hall of fame.
See also Groupthink, Dogpile. Another pseudo-intellectual JED-ism.
Board Admin'd by Missing Amber and ?
Code-savy enigma who often speaks in riddles or double-entendres. Purported to be reincarnation of holiocorn
Makes rare appearances, and is often fawned over by CountAsterisk.
Polish sausage jockey.
Mastermind behind the The Map Room.
Cat lover.
ghostnic of Yes Man
Vile kidnapper of Floopy.
Lucky Mom of two beautiful children. Doesn't mind if you squeeze her Charmin.
Splinterverse posters » MrWoodgie
Early (S2 to S5) Verse poster. Funny. Sane. An inhabitant of the antipodes.
Verse Poster
Very pretty woman. Frequent poster at Jedi, Reality Sucks, Sweaty's, and Unrealitysucks. Hates it when Daddy kf59 and Daddy Hobie fight. Can be either bitchy or nice depending on her...
This is a variation where a poster repeatedly starts threads of the same or similar name…. we don't know why… but a good example is currently available over on the Other Board… see poster...
The strategy employed by some posters to allow them to do one of the following (this is multiple choice here):
- express different facets of their personality
- talk to themselves without others...
A kf59 special, my-gay-orgy ( AKA Jake's Place ) was used, along with Tubgirl and Lemonparty images, as a kind of present to all the system and firewall administrators everywhere.
Lesson to be...
One of the funniest posters at Sucks, usually referred to as "Naj".
He writed lividmanda and it was funny
AKA:
ZombieLinda
Najinal Discharge
Editors Note: The below entry was written, edited, and re-edited by the poster herself. Despite repeated efforts of other editors to remove this self-congratulatory "Look at Me" crap, NW's ego just...
A poster formerly known as Niblet Nancy. Lawyer babe, but don't hold that against her. Still longs to visit Paris.
An all too common occurrence on the boards. While many boards have been created to satisfy a certain type of poster and intentionally shut out others (as in nicey-nice boards, Hello Kitty boards,...
Ned, Nedly, Nedalicious. Funky slippers. Has a fetish for buckets, cracked or otherwise. The first and greatest animated gif chopper.
nedloh3
Reply to long boring post.
Just another way of saying "Keep It Simple, Stupid".
Bfly
Knows everything about everyone.
Has rapidly expanding boobs in her avatar, and in real life.
Pops in and out of the Splinterverse. One of the openly gay male posters.
Nocturnal Emissions was the super secret board of SonOfAbraxas. He turned the keys over to imama one year and has been locked out ever since.
He's been told that some of the funniest threads in...
No!
Hey all, nomi
Pakistani fag who works for Bill Gates.
Used to live in Maryland, but moved to Seattle.
Has a green card.
Used to have a terrible squiggly-shaped mirror in his apartment, to which...
Nonnie, Nonnie, Non-ni-nador
How does your post count grow?
With bunny taunts and lime-green fonts
And soulds that know not where to go!
Best poster ever.
Founded by Pleeze in 2002, this became a wildly popular board for the younger Sucks crowd, and quickly turned into a glitzy, bustling teeny-bopper board with very little semblance to any other...
A poster who constantly antagonizes the administration of a board without directly breaking any established board rules.
Allegedly wealthy gay New Yorker. Considered an authority on style and cooking.
Freakishly tall, and is called The Jolly Gay Giant.
One of the posters that helped Xabana commit boardicide.
The one...
The 100 Flaws of DCReads56
The 2005 Baseball Season Thread
Arthur Murray's Horizontal Mambo Dance Museum
BEST THREAD EVER!
Burn Baby Burn
Brushes With Fame
Colleen and Lis' Moral Obligation to do...
The Not Today incident of December 2005 was an epic battle that could be described as TC vs. TarasMomma or everybody pointing and laughing at TarasMomma. It all depends on who you ask. (TarasMomma...
Not safe for work, i.e. anything posted by aldavcom
These are threads that receive no responses. To be avoided where possible as the attainment of too many of these will stigmatize you on the Board… they can produce a real sense of alienation....
Quirky poster, rather into pixel conservation, a proclivity which certainly may disturb some residents of the Park Plaza Hotel, well known for it's conspicuous consumption.
A forum at the Survivor Sucks message board that only people with an IQ below 80 are allowed to post in. All others are given automatic access to R.A.U.T.H.A.U.S.
~tari!
Sucks admin.
Any poster who began their Sucks posting careers in the first couple of seasons of Survivor (2000-2002).
Generally revered as wizened guiding voices, gently instructing the younger poster...
Peeper and Parodist.
Official Fart Beard to King Nedloh the III
Dutchman best known for ditching MidnightPrince69 at at the Survivor Finale, after the tickets were provided by MP. Sexual favors were implied but never proven.
Catchphrase is "Fuck you"...
Friendly, marginal attention whore, who is identified by usually documenting her posts with better than average shutterbug skills. Conservative politically, but may have proclivities towards racy...
Splinterverse Posters » Osten Carty
Also known as Dyke Cruser or Kombi Man Carty, he is a poster who rose to early prominence in mid-2006 by creating photochops on message board survivor suck....
Off Topic, an EZBoard/Yuku messageboard forum, a subforum of the Survivor Sucks messageboard.
Redirect to The OT3
The Off Topic board was temporarily shut down in November 2004 following the re-election of George W. Bush due to the massive amounts of political arguments.
Mister Slippery's original ezNick. The "93" stands for 1893 - the year he was born.
Audience: Awwwww….
He used to be regular (and funny) poster, but now pretty much just plays Fantasy Football.
Pagong is used to describe a scenario in which one tribe's members are consecutively eliminated by another tribe immediately following the merge. Generally used to describe any group or alliance...
Inspired by Mamayoke!
When we're all driving Benzes, he's driving Bentleys! BENTLEYS!
Swirls…
Funniest poster at OT.
Infamous uterus.
PPZ was formed when DingoesAteMyBaby had another epic meltdown at Dead Posters Zone and left. There was a core of DisorientedSeaCow, SurvivorLust, Dingoes and SitComLady666. SitCom was the EZOp of...
AKA cake123452001, Barbie Q Anderson, banana cream jeans.
Sucks OT regular. Very cordial and fun, until she is overcome with a desire to post Lemon Party pics, causing much consternation and...
Poster at WHE, RS, Heaven. Great ass.
VO Admin
Nefarious mindfuck created by Frievil mastermind Slimeslurp during Spoofs season 4.
The challenge in question presented spoofsters with a list of images they were required to find through using the...
Intelligent RS poster
Mrs. P., pptp, pork.
Has been known to send baked goods to various posters. Her apple bread is the food of the Gods. Seriously.
Lives in Michigan.
Always brightens up any thread she posts on....
WHE and RS poster, nice rack.
Original EZop and creator of No Point Necessary.
PM : Private Message
One of the first shared ghostnics. Used by several posters to flame fucktards at Sucks. The namesake of the Poignant Discussion board. The name was intended to be ironic, as PD was portrayed as...
One of the first Splinterboards. Founded by hosemedown, sweetpopalert, SweatyButcher and others. Members-only admission eventually led to personality conflicts and ultimately implosion. Now a sorry...
Two or more posts made at the same time, better if they contain similar content, best when the posters are hawt lipstick lesbians.
There's usually a followup "OMG Twinsies!" followed by a cigarette...
Also known as PIMP.
Poster of random crap and drunken ramblings.
First known for Upstairs, Pants Down, Now! thread in OT.
Fry Cook.
Shitweasel.
May have a whale fetish.
Khaki fan and chubby chaser.
Hi Powers!! Guess who's typing on your profiley thing right now?? That's right!! You don't know. Ha-ha! /Nelson
Oh yeah,...
Amicable poster, with the usual housefrau proclivities. Actually does rebuild prairies for fun. Put that in your John Deere and smoke it.
Coined by Bart Anderson: 13,600 dead in French heat--please pray for M O R E
Now a standardized response to a catastrophe of any magnitude reported in OT.
Thousands killed in Peruvian...
No clue.
Link
one of the early nics of the poster now known as R.
Porn Star Tits.
A cute little cupcake from Washington. Raised horses for racing until one of her horses, Pterski was shot and killed by a drunken fool with a shotgun. Regular at House Of Insanity, Tim Hortons,...
Created by UserNameGoesHere in mid-September 2008, in response to someone's comment at IoS that "someone should create a public board". The forum met with instant success, garnering over 7500 page...
Characternic of Verminous Countenance. Shows up to comment on threads that have lived past thier useful life with the remark "This thread smells like ass!". Also lurks in any thread about ass,...
EzOp of Ziezoon, RIP.
Loved by all, pwnt by kf59.
Queen of The Dump.
Antisemitic Sucks poster for a short while. Nearly every post was Jew-bashing. Clearly mentally disturbed and quite possibly peniley-impaired.
May very well have suffered from the most severe case...
Splinterverse posters » qualitybobby
Verse poster most often seen at Big Brother forums. Co-admin of The Purple Sofa.
Pandy, owner of madmadmadpandysworld-pandys-world. Originally known as Pandora's Dilemma, which I assume referred to Pandy's sexual identity issues? I could be wrong. It was really a long time ago,...
A 'Verse and RL dinosaur. Demi-Luddite. Hit points:59 Armor class:5
Ardent foe of the television show LOST. Administrator of white hat/black hat awards in BillboardCharts thread of Top 500 RS...
Posts mostly on Sucks Big Brother forum. Feed transcriber/commentator extraordinaire, featuring funny, snarky, and insightful analysis. Suffers from summer-long sleep deprivation.
aka ProgramError, rowbear, and rowbore
Thinks he is cool because he has a single letter nic.
An unfunny and boring know-it-all
Hoards half cows and toilet paper in his basement.
Pretends to be...
Originally a female underage poster who posted at OT. Recently turned "of age". Obsession of GBIAD for a while. Hangs out at Beagle's board. Known for posting numerous real life pictures of...
Teen Sucktard from the first seasons of Survivor. Weightlifting Canookian egotard, whose life consisted of lifting, wrestling with his buddies, exploring thinly-veiled homoeroticism, and decreeing...
The unsuccessful reincarnation of Hell Hole.
Admin forum at Sucks.
Origin
Formed during the mass bannings at Survivor Sucks.
EZOP
Bernie Wientraub AKA Hobie Lapatka
Link
Reality Sucks!
One of the first, if not the first board to "splinter" off of Survivor Sucks....
Together with Whe, admin and webmistress of We Hate Everyone.
She made a lasting impact by Posting About Tampons in GBIAD's Thuper Thread.
Come again?
She's a man, baby!
One of the wittiest, smartest, funniest posters in the splinterverse. AND she knows where all the bodies are buried.
Was one of the 3 in nilla's 'Three Must...
OT Dickweed.
The continual shifting back and forth between different revisions on this wiki.
Coined just now. By me.
Also known as Yuku Blows Goats, which is a perfect description for the system. Frequently linked in a lesbianese way to poster anne boleyn, but an exhaustive search of You Porn (NSFW) finds no...
"Real Life"
(hypothetical theory)
Infamous for the thread Slippery, come give your wife a big kiss!!!!!!!!!!! that he started with his ghostnic "Ms Slippery".
Known to be a very angry man. He is also a little bit sad. A gay man who hates the word "fag," RoMa is handsome, successful, and well hung.
Former EZOp of the Splinterverse Supreme Court.
Flirt, RS, WHE and Sucks poster.
Father of two precious children.
Regularly slid off her chair. Victim of one of GBIAD's first attempts to date a poster.
The GBIAD-Rogue "Blind Date Experiment"
GBIAD probably still misses her.
Batshit Crazy.
Got in a flame war with EVERYONE circa Fall 2001 / Spring 2002. Threatened to have the entire interwebs population banned by EZLegal for TOS abuses related to reposting a picture of...
A prolific Sucks poster who resides almost exclusively on the Sucks Big Brother forum.
Big Brother feed transcriber/commentator extraordinaire, featuring funny, snarky, and insightful analysis....
One of the other nics of the poster now known as R.
One of the other nics of the poster now known as R.
Redirect to Reality Sucks.
A ghostnic of SFW.
Banned for being an ass.
A snewser ghostnic.
Real Hobietopian and one-time interim admin at Pompeii.
Father of a delightful male child, which he shares via Easter Movies with the crowd.
Sad.Grim.Pathetic was originally part of a sigline of poster Bart Anderson. It is now frequently used throughout the verse, most often to mock a poster for being lame.
Sometimes also used in RL,...
enjoys pie
(the food, not the poster)
His ongoing feud with Starring-amy is pretty damn hilarious and the best entertainment in OT thus far for 2008.
His all time favorite movie is The Mummy 'cause...
During the holiday season of '03, kf59 thought it would be fun to set up another script at Sweaty's. This one changed everyone's Avatar to Santa and their nic to 'Santacus' ( In homage to Spartacus...
It's only a matter of time. Never. Gonna. Happen.
Maybe Jed will offer a tube steak dinner if she does.
Tall, lawyer. Bleeding heart liberal. Red hair, cat named Claudio, shoe fetish, unlimited credit at Victoria's Secret.
Total Bich. Needs to drink on webcam with Meddies soon. kthnx.
Alas, no longer with us. A good person and the ultimate LOST fan.
This hot mama is easily spotted by her Elvira avatar. Single when she started posting, she fell for coolranchdoritoes (CRD) and married him in April 2004. Several RS posters documented the...
Rumored to be ghosts of LotP, kcmjester, incrediblegobstopper, bangabong, and Al Gore. Brings the lols and brings them hard.
Wants to have kcmjester's love child.
Schat is perhaps the funniest...
ScottFreek is a longtime Drive by poster at Sucks and RS. His shtick is witty wordplay intermixed with the occasional bong hit.
Known abuser of fruits.
Splinterverse posters » Scubagal
Early days Verse poster from S2 to about S5. Animated, funny, and good-looking.
Steve Demello, VP of Operations and eventually CEO of EZBoards.
EZBoard executron, long rumored to have been 'involved' with Eurytol. Didn't make the jump to Yuku, but was an occasional surprise...
Some dude. Had a beef with Rollercoasterchick over some unpaid bills or summat.
Thought it would be a neat idea to embed an IP tracker in his avatar.
Shorthand for Sensitive - Just about the absolute worst thing you can accuse someone of in the verse.
Modesty for example.
Psychotic poster with well over 2,000 ghostnics. Currently incarcerated at the Ronald Reagan Home for the Criminally Insane but is rumored to have limited internet access on weekends to post in the...
Everything of importance is imagined, proposed, and approved here.
I'm tellin' ya to apply.
SFZ
Elitist cunts and proud of it.
edit to correct spelling
A supah cool motherfucker.
bad ass.
A woman about a decade or two ahead of the times. Will drink all your alcohol, tie you up and whip you, send you a bill, and still put her baby down for bed with...
Splinterboard originated by the poster ilikelissie. Enjoyed a brief spurt of popularity, but most of the posters became brain damaged due to overexposure to huffing materials.
Spoofs producer who was always to blame. Moderator at the former Insomniac Cafe.
Known to rob the cradle (and more power to her).
She still to this day gets blamed for random stuff across the...
Elryano2's bestest bud.
The act by which an agent provocateur brings up controversial subjects or intentionally pushes another poster's Pavlovian buttons.
Like sex, it can be done alone or in groups!
A gathering of little folk who congregate together during Beltane to celebrate the wonders of khaki pants and greasy food-court pizza. It is said at night they lie naked under the stars mocking the...
Likes to start photoshop threads (Photoshop Dogpile and the Jumpers).
Secretly goes by "Lady Phobos, Beater of Ass"* but if you ask her about it, she'll deny it.
minion poster during...
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RS poster. Origin of nic is the the letters S and H in the NATO Phoentic Alphabet. It is term commonly used by pilots to denote "Shit Hot".
Wonderful person. A class act!
A "signature line" that is appended to the end of each post. Various boards have disabled this feature as posters (see MidnightPrince69) have been known to abuse the sigline, especially if HTML is...
OCD to the max, prolly can't navigate to this page as it's off center or something. {I stand corrected he visited and corrected the actual geneology of his cat}
He may or may not have met some...
Original PD'er. With MitziMine, formed a pair of ghostnics that stirred up shit on that board. Outed by a core of PD'ers using the now infamous ezGlitch (See entry for holiocorn). Sitcomlady later...
Members:
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Characternic of Verminous Countenance, posts in music threads.
Slightly derogatory term for a sexual partner
Brightly colored board created by Slimeslurp that appeared to have been decorated by carnies on mescaline.
Site of the "private" forums in the Zijihad event and Splinterdome flaming...
A wonderful poster who spreads neo-pets and good karma wherever she goes! (Wanna buy some wrapping (it knows the streets, cuz its from the streets, yo!) paper?)
one-time EZop of the Slaphappy...
Now posting as Sloansalad.
Eury says, "He stalks Tobey Maguire and wants to be Mary Poppins when he gets older."
Co-founder of the "elite" superboard SFZ, where grammar flames are the height of...
Splinterverse Posters - slugberta, AKA Sluggy
The poster accused of all ghostnics. She started Heaven as foGBIAD.
Introduced most of the Splinterverse to merkins.
A raving liberal democrat, desparately missed by JED for his intellectual banter.
Gimme is still waiting to adopt his Mr. Grumpy, the most beautiful cat in the world. Any day now! Any....
An original SS flamer.
Battled AFM.
Aka:
IamChauncey
Johnson Anderson
Oliver Cloesoff
fsurvivorsucksfrm5
Dali Llamas
Used to belong to GBIAD and others as a share nick.
Owner now unknown but to just a few posters.
Crotchls' favorite poster.
Relatively new to the splinterverse, but not to message boards; so far, likes to watch.
Not a drama queen or attention whore.
Occasionally funny.
On 24-hour watch for recent wikicide attempt.
The Snake Pit
Bendnkrack, James Bont, Magdalyn, SmackwaterJack & Kimbob the Adjective
Six oclock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin valentino
By a crystal blue italian...
Spoiler, Voted Off admin and founder of Survivor News.
Also used the names RudyReigns and DeepKangaroo.
SnowFrigginWhite is one of the original RS posters who migrated during the bannings. He is the object of several board crushes, most notably Meddies and Bogof. Unfortunately, he is married with at...
This term refers to the Sucks Old Board. It can be used in sentences in the following way:
We don't have any moderators here, the moderators are all S.O.B.'s
From laptakan-phase-book-volume-1
created at the mexican-jail by poster iceblunu, who discovered an exploit using javascript that displayed the username of the poster viewing the page.
Links to the post were seeded through ez...
Who is not really capable of understanding the concept of links and nesting and logic thought that it would be just as well to put it right on the main page that she does not exist rather than...
SonOfAbraxas is one of the most loved posters of all time.
Being rude or mean to him is highly discouraged.
… Why? Because he will CRY CRY CRY as he's a big, crybaby Skanke!
Originator of a...
EZop of Monkeyshank. Often called Monkey.
A messageboard that has been splintered off from the main board: Survivor Sucks.
Generic term for the many boards created by "splintering" off Survivor Sucks.
Nic created by L00TA as a roving reporter for the splinterverse. Interviews, news, announcements and trivia were all announced withing the profile of this nic. Verminous Countenance announced his...
An electronic publication that at one time chronicled the weekly events that were known to occur in the Splinterverse.
The mastermind behind the 'Zette was a poster by the name of L00TA...
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Board Name Goes Here / BNGH
Board Whores in Exile
Carp...
Board originally created by MBR.
Link
Splinterverse Supreme Court
Created by dcass, the Splinterverse Tour was a series of links on many different boards that would take you around the splinterverse with branches to different boards at each board. You had to take...
See Spoiling.
1st Definition: An examination process by reality show semi-fanatics to aid in the pre-determination of events in any given television show's un-aired episodes. This method of gathering clues may...
See Hoax
A series of intensive contests in the style of and making fun of Survivor. She314 organized the events and put in hours of thankless work. Played at boards often made specifically for the contests,...
See Sloanzilla.
AND FIX YOUR FUCKING AVATAR!
Guido.
Coined the terms "Zijihad", "Quoteskip", and "I see what you did there" all during one gloriously creative bowel movement and has been on a...
A marginally pejorative term, and positively identified by original usage and attributed to the EZBoard lexicon by a poster known as Brackdog (by at least one chronologer). Definition is presented...
Redirect to Survivor Sucks.
"Snickers Softly To Self" coined exclusively by nedloh03.
He wishes.
Was a regular poster at W H E, known for her avatar of only one eye, and pictures of only one finger (guess which one).
Also know as sj, StaJu, or Jumpy.
Is Gae
Starts many flame wars as the bastard is very opinionated.
Has many accomplishments including breaking up Revolution and getting OT to dislike...
OT nut job. Stalked obsessively by Dr Weems.
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Young, troubled, nuts. Multiple failed boardicides. Posted at WHE plus her own board, Starving Kittys Off Ramp. (I think, it's been years and it was dead long ago).
Notably large-breasted.
The subnic appears in the information underneath a poster's eavatar in their posts. It can either be a default value or personalized for each poster, depending on the policies of the board or the...
Diminutive of Survivor Sucks. Used by the semi-lazy. The truly lazy just use SS.
Another generic term for a Survivor Sucks poster.
See Sucktard.
Generic term for a Survivor Sucks poster.
SUPAMNEO or Lizzie, as her friends call her, is a beautiful South African kugel who is currently studying at university to become a computer programmer. Although she has a very rich father, her...
An original Sucktard and Hobietopian. Very clever and intelligent poster, yet experienced times of paranoia and anger. Eventually, she left the Splinterverse to focus on RL - her old posts remain...
A band from the 80's who had a few good songs, including "Eye of the Tiger."
Also some shitty TV show that none of us know much about.
Official Description: Survivor Addicts was built around the idea that spoiling Survivor didn't have to suck! We've grown into a vibrant community where our members discuss just about everything....
Part time poster/lurker and owner of the Bressler.org message board.
During Seasons 2 through 10 (or so), SurvivorLust hosted a "Survivor Challenge" contest at Bressler.org which consisted of a...
SurvivorLust's Place (Bressler.org) is a personal web site, travel diary, and message board that has been in existence since 1997, years before there was an American Survivor reality program. It's...
aka SS
See the wikipedia entry for Survivor Sucks.
Survivor Sucks Wikipedia Article - Formatted for Wikidot by SonOfAbraxas
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Vote for the...
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Survivor Sucks Poop
Origin
As the dreaded, oft-rumored move to Yuku appeared to be reality, Naj started a protest carbon copy of Survivor Sucks at ezboard run by kiddiots to latch onto the...
Irregularly held awards for threads and posters at Survivor Sucks.
BrutALLy handsome. A magician with a goLf club. Hung lIkE a Stallion. Modest.
Owner of at least five laying hens.
EZOp (in name only) of Sweatys splinterboard.
Rumored to be exploring his feminine...
(10/21/01 2:35 PM)
Here's a start on a FAQ for this board:
Someone sent me a link, WTF is this place?
I started a test board on October 2nd. I was planning on shutting it down, but somehow it...
Imaginary ratings period - usually used as an explanation for excessive board drama and the inevitable influx of posters and looky-lous it would cause.
Example:
Q: "Why is Jed being such a nasty,...
AKA Spa
Original Sucktard and PD'er. Famous for appreciation of great pop music. RL partner of DangerousKitty. His humor and linen pants are missed around the 'verse.
(Known)...
Swingin' Splinterverse House Party was started by Vicconius on March 18, 2006. It was the first exclusively Yuku splinterboard. SSHP closed for a period of time and has come back as an invite only...
Swingin' Splinterverse House Party was started by Vicconius on March 18, 2006. It was the first exclusively Yuku splinterboard. SSHP closed for a period of time in 2008 and has come back as an...
Apparently Omniponnit was banging her (or cyber-banging her) for a while.
Her avatar was a rainbow colored Grateful Dead bear — which always made me think she was lesbanianac… but I guess she...
gone.
but not forgotten.
A sweet, albeit sweaty, penguin. Her moniker is an acronym for "There's a penguin on the telly", a well known Monty Python skit.
A generally annoying pretentious and condescending poster who thought she could boss people around in Off Topic and tell people what to do. Vanished in late 2005/early 2006 after the Not Today...
Meaty
NOT!!! Banned at RS.
Host of the miracle of one post count every post. Loves you to ask her to be your friend in Yuku, accepts every request. Known to be a great cook. Ignores her family to post...
See TC.
Tireless Sucks Big Brother forum live feed transcriber/commentator.
Funny. Snarky. Insightful.
He used to be MrBlonde22, and began using ghostnics after being banned from Sucks. During Passion of the Spoofs, he was banned under his original nic, and returned to the game board under several...
Testosterone Zone
Misusing and/or mixing metaphors and aphorisms for comic effect (e.g. "sharp as a doorknob").
Concept originated (lived) by Thursdayfix, and term coined by TC(?).
Around mid-2006, mafia members have grown tired of DCReads56's unacceptable behavior in ruling the land of mafia and decided to take action. As a result, a list was made to reveal her true colors...
In early January 2005, CRA began his most well-known thread. Disgusted by myriad threads of mostly pointless bickering between Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees fans, he started The 2005 Baseball...
Made himself "famous" for creating Vote for the Worst.[1]
Bibliography
1. VFTW
No-drama EZBoard, admined by Gwennie. Could be labeled as a Frau board, even before the term Frau entered the lexicon.
Any thread devoted to asking a poster questions about themselves. The Hotseat concept was inevitable, and undoubtedly had appeared at many other boards across the messageboard world - but for the...
In 2005, kf59 had an unoriginal thought:
kf59
(09/09/05 11:17 AM)
There was an article in the NY Times recently about Internet Journals. A good example is the 1000Journals site. Check out...
Floopy was a Pittsburg Steelers cap with earflaps that could be tied under your chin. It lived at House of Insanity, a dead board that didn't make the jump to Yuku. Floopy would be sent around the...
ZombieLinda's hilarious, inspired animated gif recap of Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites, told from the point of view of Survivor's Amanda.
SPOILER: Amanda is LIVID.
Link: The Many Adventures of...
Home board of Mr Mappy, an openly gay poster. NTTAWWT. Mappy had a bit of a map fetish and the board was decorated by various maps. Forums included Penny Arcade (posting games such as "word...
Moniker used to describe three posters who primarily inhabited the Off Topic forum at Survivor Sucks. The users were Fran61, Goodnightsweetheart and Beautifulmother.
In the fall of 2001, it was...
MBA message board co-adminned by Frankie G Morris and quality bobby.
Now basically dead, The Rat's Nest was once a minor splinter board of ran by Verminous Countenance. The original board was frequented by horny posters wanting to add to the sex forum. The sex forum...
The personal account of the early days of the EZ Board Survivor Sucks by administrator griftd.
Originally published in multiple parts beginning in May 2001, the codex described the history of...
The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler Boards
Epilogue - Good Night Moon
It was over. The show. The war. My personal feud with gatormeatisyummy. All over.
Spoiling still continued in the MESS hall but for...
The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler Boards
Part II - A Ride Through The Land Of The Amish
Flame wars get tiring after a while. So after my brief but intense encounter with SmelliKimmi, I settled into...
The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler Boards
Part III - The Night Of Deleted Threads and Days Great of Bannings
In the early days of March, EZ had settled into a routine. The wild saloon that had been...
The Secret Codex of the Spoiler Boards
by griftd ©
This is it. My personal history. It's all here, the way I remember it. At least as much as I can remember. If I leave something out that you feel...
The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler Boards
Part IV - A New Sheriff In Town
One must feel the taste of the lash before one can understand the power of the whip. So now I was banned. I probably...
The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler Boards
Part IX - Off Topic Is The Place To Be
Elisabeth was gone and so was the hope of keeping EZ isolated from the raging board war.
The Ellipsiiis Brain Trust...
The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler Boards
Part VII - Angels, Devils and DJs
Uncle Camerman Spolier. Yes, I spelled it correctly. That’s exactly how kingmarkburnett posted it in his original posts...
The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler Boards
Part VIII
What Is This MESS?
It was the time of Angels, devils and conspiracies. As we approached the penultimate S2 episode, the spoilers forum had become...
The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler Boards
Part VI - The Return of Nilla, The Great Fake Thread Controversy and the birth of an Uncle
The foreign boards had retreated behind their walls again. Even...
The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler Boards
Part V - We Are Switzerland
It was indeed strange days in which we lived. So many events happened in such as short span of time that minutes seemed to turn...
The Secret Codex Of The Spoiler Boards
Part X - The Gator Strikes Back
The war was contained but far from over.
We were rid of the Angels and Demons but their droppings still set off the occasional...
Or was it "William Shatner"? I can't remember anymore.
Hilarious character nic pretending to be William Shatner. He boasted about the amount of women he banged and the amount of alcohol and drugs...
A photo was posted of Survivor: Africa contestant Silas Gaither shirtless at a publicity event. The photo displayed Gaither from the waist up and at a provocative angle. A tradition was quickly...
Conservative poster.
Quite possibly the greatest Scrabulous player that has ever lived.
Banned from Sucks for posting racist satire. Generally agreeable.
creator of Fifth Third World Bank thread.
THIS IS THE END. BYE!!!
Sucks thread started by short-lived poster and ambassador of goodwill, Jarhi (NOT to be confused withe character nick Jahri). This was Jarhi's pained farewell to the board...
The effect of taking a thread into a different direction from the original topic.
The last poster to a thread that exists beyond page 2 of the Board… excluding of course Null Sets and Double "0"s. This is actually a desirable accomplishment and no doubt reflects the average...
Nilla made a cryptic post in OT, stating that there was a mole at The Mexican Jail and that 'three must die." This caused TC to believe that someone was leaking vital Chew secrets to the Frievils...
Not with us anymore, but always in our hearts.
Original Sucktard, PD'er and converted Chew, her board persona was that of a ditzy drunk with an affinity for cleaning closets and sniffing urine. In...
Insomniac Cafe Mod.
Originally started as a thread in the OT forum at Voted Off, splintered into its own EZ/Yuku board.
Tim Hortons
Send them to blockhose. Thanks.
One of the funniest posters whose main fault is she doesn't post enough.
Chain smoker. Doting Grandmother. Chronicler of the lives of Snowflake v.1.0 to v.5.5.1
Antique collector. Pays very high...
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Home of the (former) Scampy awards. Link location of the Sucksters Cookbook.
Sweet poster with an artistic flair and a special talent for spelling. AKA Joe Cool.
Rumored to be a lesbian.
Noooo, she's the BEST lesbian.
Boring and overrated. Still more interesting than you.
Known for being sanctimonious and making long winded posts about the minutiae of her...
Went to the Andrea Yates school of parenting
Smells like rotten tuna
Beyond tedious
Boringboringerboringest.
May not be aware of the history feature of wikis
Smart, funny and witty. Got Shag...
Tireless Sucks Big Brother forum poster and moderator. Specialty is live BB TV feed transcription and sometimes commentary.
Along with Jake's Place and Ye Olde Lemonparty, this image, this still life, this bullet-time rendition of explosive post-enema release, completes this unholy trinity of images and sites usually...
Has one thing in common with cg41386 in that he adores Lisa Donahue. Would probably have a much better shot of fathering her children.
Is far and away the most decorated Risk player in Mafia...
Spotted once in Africa in 2001 and again in Panama in 2004, this being is characterized by stupid hairstyles, an excessive amount of tattoos and piercings, whines and cries like a little girl, and...
Who?
A member of a bizarre personality cult. Cult original name was the uberchews, but was shortened due to laziness. Name originates from the posters 2manchew who was the founder and uberJuked, the...
maleable.
Obnoxious board persona.
Former leader of the Chews.. Had very public falling out with TC, (the Dick Grayson to her Bruce Wayne).
Tends to sit in pre-chewed gum.
Best friends with downy.
Enjoys...
Uncle Camerman
Original PD'er. Young Aussie, generally sweet-natured and goofy. Disappeared after PD imploded.
History
Created initially as a superior Reality Sucks (Hobietopia). NoseTweaker is IncredibleGobStopper.
Now known as UNtopia. Smells like the sock blockhose jizzes in when he masturbates.
Hey now....
Annoying prick who pretends to be smarter than everyone else in the Splinterverse. See fucktard for more information.
Notorious for welching on deals.
Unafraid to routinely poke a stick at die-hard...
Sleazy ezop of BNGH and master of Drama Drama Tuesday. Has been missing lately due to a sad WOW addiction. Has a lazy eye and a longstanding thing for Loki.
Tries too hard.
Puss boi.
loves when people edit his page <3
Also, wikistalked by a ~huge faggot~
and cute as a damned button :)
In fact, 'UKK' is not as cute as a button. Buttons are as cute as UKK.
Is a well-known Rudy...
Friendly poster from the early days of Survivor Sucks. She was obsessed with Survivor Amazon's Matthew Von Ertfelda.
'nilla, niller, vs, icon, PBR trailer queen, Cygnus' nemisis, OMG IT'S HER. Love her, hate her, call her what you will but she's been a staple of the 'verse since the beginning and continues to...
An online radio show hosted by Meddies Confessional. It featured an eclectic mix of music and live interviews with various Splinterverse posters.
Interviewees
Buy One Get One...
Enema of Rollercoasterchick
There was something about Bob2559 and a map, but I can't recall too much else.
I think she once tried to scam us that she was actually a man posting as a woman, but no...
Old timer that's been around since March of 01. Member of WHE, RS and dozens of other boards. After several public board romances he got married to a non-board person and boardicided. Returned to...
Splinterverse unit of measure.
It all started with a thread in OT simply titled Question, started by Ed the Proctologist (aka Seraphaem).
The thread has now been moved to Monster Island, as it...
Redirect to Splinterverse.
Vicconius, also had an alternate nic Charming Nemesis.
Has a splinterboard, Swingin Splinterverse House Party.
fringe lunatic
Batshit crazy.
Enemy/friend of 2manchew.
Enemy of Cygnus
Home board — Dolphin Park.
One of the first boards to split from Sucks, it is often not considered one of the splinterverse because a home was found outside of EZ Board. However, after several hacks and failings, it appeared...
Vadge on a Plate.
Pretty much self-explanatory term for a certain kind of female poster.
RS poster, not-so-regular anymore.
Little known fact: She holds a patent. We assume it is for improvements made to a certain sex toy she likes, but she's keeping mum on the subject.
Is not a masturbating cat. Is female.
Original flamer on Survivor Sucks.
Known for extremely long sig line.
A board created by DrDanDC99 after his banning from Survivor Addicts by Cygnus. When Cygnus found out about this, he started threatening DrDanDC99 with personal info about his wife and kids....
Staging ground for the Ween Invasion.
Link
http://weendotnetforum16662.yuku.com/directory
Splinterverse poster ILikeLissie began posting on a messageboard dedicated to the band Ween. He made some enemies there who followed him back to Reality Sucks. Things got nasty with real life...
WHE
Do not pronounce it Whey!
Homeboard to WHE and RebeccaX, as well as other unique posters. Originated independently from Sucks, but somehow became tied to the Splinterverse through a series of...
Loki's splinter board, which also has a bloggish flavor. Smells like ferret pee.
Link
whatevah
On the April, 7, 2004 episode of American Idol's third season, Jennifer Hudson (also known as "Boomquisha" aka "Boomie" to American Idol tards) gave an outstanding performance that received a...
According to Wikipedia, the world largest wiki site:
A Wiki ([ˈwiː.kiː] <wee-kee> or [ˈwɪ.kiː] <wick-ey>) is a type of website that allows users to add, remove, or otherwise edit...
Verse poster. Admin of, strangely enough, WHE.
Thoughtful, funny, clever. Has broken a few milf-meters. RL and board buddies with RebeccaX.
Real name is Poopsqueetch McGillicuddy.
All sorts of fun editing battles mark the beginning of this Splinterverse wiki, reflecting one or more of the following:
Anal Retentiveness
Obsessive-Compulsive...
All sorts of fun editing battles mark the beginning of this Splinterverse wiki, reflecting one or more of the following:
Anal Retentiveness
Obsessive-Compulsive...
Slightly ditsy poster famous for her bouncing boobs avatar.
Web "mistress" for Baby Ducks Are Evil.
Has a waterbed for sale with only 4 small pinpoint nail punctures.
If you go to visit bring your...
Quilter extraordinaire, this lady can truly create works of art with fabric. She also likes to play the Splinterverse games but can be a wee bit picky about the rules.
Longtime lurker, irregular poster. Always welcome.
Survivor Sucks remained online during the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, and a thread discussing that day's events became an invaluable source of information for many members who did not...
Usually a shorthand for agreeance, the 'X' can have varied and subtle meaning. Sometimes for emphasis, it can be expressed as the Big Red Ecks.
On other occasions it has been used to denote the...
Left wing headcase; so far to the left as to make Noam Chomsky look like Adolph Hitler.
Everyone's favorite cocksucking elitist!
Rich, kind-hearted and generous.
Has the world's cutest chihuahua,...
Adored by those who understand him and reviled by those who don't, the boarding life of X Bilkis is a storied and complicated one. However, he will not write about it because he is not a...
See Zeep.
Little ray of sunshine at Reality Sucks.
Makes beautiful babies.
Her metrosexual husband and fellow bicolor is known to steal Fendi purses.
Proud co-owner of a rat dog.
Had a brief appearance on I...
aka MrNibs, Buck Johnson, and many others.
In search of the perfect henway.
Died. But not really.
EZ OP of the shit stirring Devil Cow board. Never was established as to who this poster was. The name had been "picked up" as part of an EZ glitch when the original owner deleted the profile....
Cheap asian knock-off of smoogles, but more talkative and possibly willing victim of repeated molestations. Drilling has revealed yubbin to be living a secret life as a marshmallow pornstar -...
We're getting used to it.
Home of the internet "magicians".
See Riceme.
Now posts as YurassRedux. Regular of original Baby Ducks Are Evil. Buff poster that often posted pics on a webcam at WHE. Regular at Reality Sucks.
Dated one of the freakiest women on the planet.
Reincarnic of YurassOrAHoleInTheGround.
Reincarnic and nickname of Survivor Sucks admin XenaPrincess
Aldav is madly in love with her.
Contrary to popular opinion, does not wear a bronze breastplate, viking helmet, etc.
Longtime admin at...
Punky ran this assortment of misfits. During a lull in membership, she plotted a merger with Sweatys. This was a culture shock for everyone and successfully killed Ziezoon. The Ziezooners were...
Ziji is known by all, missed by mimi.
Ziji was a bitter person. She didn't like the cool kids. So she overlooked all the obvious signs that she was being duped (I mean c'mon- who falls for...
Ziji and eury were fighting, as she had attempted to stir shit regarding Steve Demello and eury and eury just thought she was pretty retarded. So eury made a post directed towards her in OT that...
In late July of 2008, an ezboard/yuku splinterverse wiki was created.
User memyselfand1 created a page for an incident known as zijihad. Another user, Eurytol felt it needed some work and added...
See Najactor (Naj)
Owner of The Water Cooler.
