BrutALLy handsome. A magician with a goLf club. Hung lIkE a Stallion. Modest.
Owner of at least five laying hens.
EZOp (in name only) of Sweatys splinterboard.
Rumored to be exploring his feminine side in kf59's sleeping bag RIGHT NOW.
Enjoys making girls cry.
Frequently boasts of being trisexual, because he'll try anything.