Bernie Wientraub AKA Hobie Lapatka
One of the first, if not the first board to "splinter" off of Survivor Sucks. Probably the longest-lasting of the Sucks Splinterboards. In fact, it's been around so long, most of the original posters there no longer have teeth. Most everyone posting there has had sex with one another. And not the good kind, either.
The subject of much controversy after several members were banned.