Teen Sucktard from the first seasons of Survivor. Weightlifting Canookian egotard, whose life consisted of lifting, wrestling with his buddies, exploring thinly-veiled homoeroticism, and decreeing "I HAVE SPOKEN!" Best buddies with OldSchoolTom. Fond of Alberta Beefcurtains.

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