R

aka ProgramError, rowbear, and rowbore

Thinks he is cool because he has a single letter nic.

An unfunny and boring know-it-all

Hoards half cows and toilet paper in his basement.

Pretends to be elite but generally fails to convince.

Is rumored to have over a hundred ghostnics.

Makes derogatory comments about posters' signifigant others even though they did nothing to him, like a pussy.