Allegedly wealthy gay New Yorker. Considered an authority on style and cooking.
Freakishly tall, and is called The Jolly Gay Giant.
The one person you do not want to argue with, you will lose, you will look stupid. Even if you are right, you will look stupid.
Any meet with him is bound to end with you being stupidly drunk and full of cheese.
(Probably an Anderson)
Consistently spotted wearing khakis from Old Navy.
Too cool to care.
Immature manchild who runs around with his dress over his head. Pretentious.