Sucks Donkeys.
Leaves a huge carbon footprint, but he'll tell you that it's not his foot, bay-bee.

The origin of this so-called carbon footprint is still in dispute. Other scholars have attribututed this planet-scarring phenomina to lissie's regular and usually temporially unwise release of internal methane, resulting in a favorable combustive fuel-air mixture and ripe for ignition. Of course, the predictable happens, the mixture is ignited, and lissie blasts off, bound to other EZ/Yuku boards in search of intelligent life in the Splinterverse. So far, no cigar on the intelligent life angle.

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