Hobie Lapatka

Get Tha Fuck Off Mah Lawn Ya Little Bastards

Currently owes 3037 toasters to posters of his board, but they are on back-order.

Has the biggest pockets in the verse.

Big fish eater, nosey about what you are eating too.

Has 4,927,521 reasons why he doesn't have children.

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