Hobie Lapatka
Get Tha Fuck Off Mah Lawn Ya Little Bastards
Currently owes 3037 toasters to posters of his board, but they are on back-order.
Has the biggest pockets in the verse.
Big fish eater, nosey about what you are eating too.
Has 4,927,521 reasons why he doesn't have children.
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