Comic book lad from Tennessee who comically has difficulty loading boards due to use of WebTV and cheap computers. Master of the Characternic, his repertoire includes John Coffy and Dubya. Famously had one of the early epic flamewars with Reality Sucks resident SheilasGoneTroppa.

Has made out with a midget at a comic-con, sealing his status as board legend.

Likes to start convoluted and hilarious stories involving Reality Sucks posters, but to date has never finished one. Every time, he promises the next one will absolutely, positively be finished by Wednesday. No, Thursday. But it's totally gonna be done soon!

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