He is envious of people who live in vans down by the river.
A useless poster who takes up too much space.
Loves his cat.
Plays too much bumper pool.
Needy attention whore who can be counted on to pull his skirt over his head and mince around if another poster is getting more attention.
Masterful ukelele collector.
The Many Faces of Weems
#1 Bumper Pool Weems
#2 Pedophilia Weems
#3 Angry Weems
#4 Chubby Chaser Weems
#5 Wigger Weems
#6 Arts & Crafts Weems
#7 Naive Weems
#8 Psychotic Weems (slightly different from #3) - now with rolling pin madness.
#9 Headchopper Weems
#10 White Trash Weems (home made steam room)
#11 Musical Weems
#12 Festiva Weems
#13 Pooperhole Weems
#14 Bachelor Weems
#15 Big Brother Weems
#16 Lonesome Weems
#17 Brokeback Weems
#18 Kolobite Weems
#19 Shut-in Weems
#20 Coors Light Weems
#21 Snow Bunny Weems
#22 Crockpot Weems
#23 Crackpot Weems
#24 Racist Weems
#25 Welfare Weems (he doesn't make enough money)
#26 Public Transportation Weems
#27 Mormon Weems
#28 Post Restricted Weems
#29 Banned Weems
#30 Truth-bender Weems
#31 Driller Weems
#32 Delusional Weems (thought he had a chance with pottery girl)
#33 Creepy PM Weems (similar to #8)
#34 Funny Weems (every once in a while)
#35 Dating Weems
#36 Overprotective Socialite Mother Weems
#37 Tuna Juicer Weems
#38 Telecommuting Princess Weems
#39 TC's Buddy Weems
#40 Stalker Weems
#41 Confoozled Weems
#42 Enigmatic (in a creepy way) Weems
#43 Chicken Weems
#44 Weems on a stick
#45 Bestiality Weems
#46 Jack High Weems
#47 Weems del Gato
#48 Crustacean Weems
#49 Won Dum Fuk Weems
#50 Sherlock Weems
#51 Crybaby Tittysucker Weems
#52 Demanding Weems
#53 Obsessed with K-Fed's Pooperhole Weems
#54 Gay Country Weems (similar to #17)
#55 Skaterbouy Weems
#56 Cheater Weems
#57 Defeated Weems
#58 Doormat Weems (similar to #51)
#59 Foggy Weems
#60 Shitball Weems
#61 Somnambulist Weems
#62 Boy Scout Weems
#63 Off the Rails Weems
#64 Weems O'Brien
#65 Attention Whore Weems
#66 Halloweems
#67 Mr. Las Vegas Weems
#68 Paranoid Weems
#69 Soap Hiding Weems
#70 Mel Gibson Weems
#71 Weemsfrau
#72 Ghostdick Weems
#73 House Burning Weems
#74 Bonsaii Weems
#75 Comic Lusting Weems
#76 In Abesentia Weems
#77 Needy ReRemix Weems
#78 Darth Weems
#79 Cyber Bully Weems
#80 Wang Chung Weems
#81 Doin' tha Bump Weems
#82 Decomposing Weems
#83 Beta Dog Weems
#88 Grudgefly Weems
#89 Burning Man Weems
#90 Hobobear Weems
#91 Nighttime Cowboy Weems
#92 Whimsical Weems
#93 Boorish Weems
#94 Stock Pooper Weems
#95 Vomit Breathing Weems
#96 Comrade Weems
#97 Fudgepacker Weems
#98 Table Top Weems
#99 Mahatma Weems
#100 Nailed to a Tee Weems
#101 Blue Faced Weems
#102 Passed Out Weems
#103 Comatose Weems
#104 Cactus Weems
#105 Incest Basement Dungeon Weems
#106 Epic Level 70 Weems
#107 Mister Nice Guy Weems
#108 Anal Fisting Weems
#109 Embiggened Weems
#110 Weird Cat Person Weems
#111 Memory Hole Weems
#112 Small Job Weems
#113 Orange Pill Weems
#114 Paradigm Shift Weems
#115 Baby Steps Weems
#116 Serious Weems
#117 Gomer Weems
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