An original Sucktard who joined the exodus to Reality Sucks during the great bannings of '01. One of the original board sexpots, and a real-world friend to the poster OreIda. In fact, OreIda took over Colbster's nick for awhile, posing as her in posts (gasp!).
Gorgeous amazonian who lusted after Jed, fueled his ego, and helped shape him into the testosterone1 driven poster he is today.
There was never a Colbsterbrandofcheese - It was Colbsterbrandocheese. Like Marlon Brando. Only way hotter.