Excellent Splinterverse resource and guru for computer hardware/software issues.
The best poor man's techie on the net.
Unhealthily obsessed with cats.
Meets former survivor folk at spin classes.
Claims to AIM chat with various celebutards, which just makes me giggle to think about it. Can't you just see Lindsey Lohan pausing before snorting up another line of coke, to send off a quick IM to some random dude named Bob?
Takes his ribbing quite well on the boards and rarely goes postal when you yank his chain.